TUSCALOOSA—A leading think tank in relaxed couture has confirmed what many suspected: home is officially a no-fashion zone. “At home, I can unleash my inner swamp creature,” said local resident Jenna Shore, adjusting her avocado-stained sweatpants.
Experts suggest that the abode is where one can embrace ‘synthetic chic’. “Outfits here break every rule of style and hygiene,” reported fashion expert Lyle Denton in fuzzy socks.
The report advises ‘ugly enjoyment’ for optimal relaxation. Industry leaders expect rising sales in elastic waistbands and retired concert tees, a trend which may revolutionize the idea of couture comfort.