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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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12 shares on TikTok this month:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

10 shares on Discord this month:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

67 shares on Slack this month:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

91 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Just landed via Discord:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Making waves on Slack:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Trending via Reddit:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

Going viral on Messenger:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Going viral on Telegram:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Going viral on X:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Just landed via Facebook:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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