Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.