Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work. Posted on19 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew that feigning ignorance could be a genius strategy? 🤓 Just pretend you've misplaced your intelligence for a few moments and watch the workload magically evaporate! 😜✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together. I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.