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"Who knew that feigning ignorance could be a genius strategy? 🤓 Just pretend you've misplaced your intelligence for a few moments and watch the workload magically evaporate! 😜✨"

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73 shares on Instagram this month:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

84 shares on Threads this month:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

71 shares on Slack this month:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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