Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.
  • Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?
  • I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.
  • Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.
  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.