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"Who knew that feigning ignorance could be a genius strategy? 🤓 Just pretend you've misplaced your intelligence for a few moments and watch the workload magically evaporate! 😜✨"

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83 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

14 shares on X this month:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

38 shares on Threads this month:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

51 shares on X this month:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Just shared via Reddit:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Trending via Slack:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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