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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

21 hours ago

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

2 months ago

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

1 day ago

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72 shares on Threads this month:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

19 shares on Discord this month:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

15 shares on X this month:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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This sex could have been an email.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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