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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Live now on Reddit:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Just landed via Facebook:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Trending via X:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Going viral on Twitch:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Making waves on Discord:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Spotted on Messenger:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Making waves on Discord:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

21 hours ago

Witty text about childhood hardships, highlighting nostalgic humor about manual car windows.

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"Ah, the struggle of the pre-power windows era – a common battle cry of 'back in my day' warriors. But hey, at least it built some serious forearm strength while giving the fingertips a workout! Don't ya just feel the nostalgia creeping in?"

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100 shares on Instagram this month:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Shared recently on Slack:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Spotted on Reddit:

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

Breaking via Threads:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Just shared via Threads:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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