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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Making waves on Telegram:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Going viral on Messenger:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Just landed via Twitch:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Just landed via X:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Shared recently on Slack:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Spotted on TikTok:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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19 shares on Discord this month:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

17 shares on Discord this month:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

92 shares on Discord this month:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Shared recently on Threads:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Making waves on Slack:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Just landed via Discord:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Seen just now on X:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Spotted on Twitch:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Breaking via YouTube:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Just landed via Telegram:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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