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  • I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.
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  • Not texting back is only ok when I do it.
  • Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.
  • Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.
  • I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.