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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.