KNOXVILLE—In a groundbreaking announcement, leading procrastination experts declared ‘Later’ the optimal time to tackle anything. “Why rush into something now, when later is a perfectly good, albeit vague, alternative?” said local procrastinator extraordinaire, Chad Abernathy.

The move has sparked a societal shift, with citizens opting to push any and all responsibilities, chores, and essential tasks to ‘later,’ effectively rendering evenings and weekends completely commitment-free. “It’s revolutionary,” said one interviewee, closing her unfinished email.

However, issues have arisen as millions of reminders to address everything “later” are quietly collecting digital dust. “Turns out, organizing purposeful laziness is surprisingly difficult,” sighed Abernathy between naps. “But, if anything, we’ll get around to fixing this… you know, later.”