Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRelationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer. Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
