Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.
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Relationship Status: Playing it cool with the pup, hoping he doesn't realize he's been pied πŸ˜‚πŸΆπŸƒ #PuppyRejection #LeafDistraction

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