Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Oh, the good ol’ days when declaring your love for bacon required some serious effort and commitment! 🥓📞 Just imagine the struggle of having to actually use our voices to profess our undying love for crispy goodness instead of just typing it out casually on social media. Ah, simpler times indeed! 😄

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