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  • I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.
  • You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.
  • I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.
  • I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.
  • Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.
  • Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.