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  • I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.
  • Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.
  • If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.
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  • Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.
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