Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.