MANCHESTER—In a recent social independence survey, a staggering 90% of adults revealed their preferred hangout partner is themselves. “There’s something special about me-time,” said local introvert Greg Saunders. “Plus, I never cancel last minute.” The study found self-dates include everything from solo Netflix marathons to shopping trips where “I don’t have to pretend to care about others’ opinions,” as Greg confided.

Respondents noted enhanced decision-making freedom as a major upside, with 87% citing the ability to “argue less about where to eat”. “I no longer have to debate the merits of vegan tacos,” reported Sarah Finch, a proud self-proclaimed recluse. She enthusiastically added that her new favorite pastime is “agreeing with myself on various life-changes and promptly ignoring them.”

Experts warn against potential loneliness, though 76% of survey participants laughed at the suggestion. “Lonely? Hardly,” declared Kevin Barnes, who hosts weekly ‘Kevin and Me’ trivia nights. “Whenever I answer wrong, I just pretend I’m being sarcastic.” While some wonder if self-obsession looms, most agree the pros of solo endeavors vastly outweigh any societal condemnation.