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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

76 shares on Threads this month:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

86 shares on X this month:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

99 shares on Slack this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Trending via Facebook:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Trending via Messenger:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Shared recently on X:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Spotted on X:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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