Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.