Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?