Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSanta saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.