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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช has viewed:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. Iโ€™m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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Going viral on Slack:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Going viral on TikTok:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasnโ€™t that bad. Maybe Iโ€™ll try marriage next.

Going viral on Discord:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Just landed via TikTok:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, thatโ€™s my way of giving back to society.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Tiime isnโ€™t on my side, itโ€™s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Just landed via Slack:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต has viewed:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น has viewed:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everythingโ€™s either a demon or a butterfly and itโ€™s up to you to decide.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ has bookmarked:

Iโ€™m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

โ€œGirls just want to have fun!โ€ No, I want one million dollars cash.

Just shared via Threads:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Just shared via Messenger:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Just landed via Threads:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Trending via WeChat:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Everyoneโ€™s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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