Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
  • I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
  • A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.
  • I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.
  • I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.
  • Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.