She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
