Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
  • My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.
  • Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a  cool piano.”
  • If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.
  • I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.
  • I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.