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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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