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"Who needs a passport when you have a cold brew in hand? Let the world come to you, one sip at a time! Cheers to the ultimate staycation."

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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6 months ago

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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2 months ago

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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2 months ago

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I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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3 weeks ago

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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2 months ago

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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2 months ago

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55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

37 shares on X this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Just shared via Twitch:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Trending via TikTok:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Going viral on Discord:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Spreading quickly via X:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Live now on Reddit:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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