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  • Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.
  • Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
  • My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”
  • Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
  • Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.
  • Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.