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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.