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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂"

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