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"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂"

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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