Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSomeone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now. The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes. I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit. It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
