Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now. The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes. I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit. It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.
