Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Commentary:
"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.
  • My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.
  • The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.
  • If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.
  • I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 30, answer, asked, bottle, conversation, date, drinking, humor, i, me, minutes, much, response, right, social, someone, spend, spending, time, wine on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge. My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • back
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny News Ticker 😂

  • 40 Funny Photography Captions to Capture Your Humor
  • 40 Funny Carnival Captions for a Ferris Wheel of Fun
  • 40 Funny Pancake Captions to Flip Your Feed with Laughs
  • 50+ Funny Nature Jokes That’ll Make the Outdoors Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Routine Jokes That’ll Make Daily Habits Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Comfort Jokes That’ll Make Cozy Moments Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Internet Jokes That’ll Make Online Life Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Entertainment Jokes That’ll Make Every Show Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Mental Health Jokes That Keep Things Light and Relatable
  • 50+ Funny Animal Jokes That’ll Make Every Creature Hilarious
Proudly powered by WordPress