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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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49 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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Live now on Instagram:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Trending via Messenger:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Seen just now on X:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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