Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.
  • If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.
  • Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
  • Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.
  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.