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"Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting – navigating between the realms of life and the playground! 🎨📚 Don't worry, you're not the only one wondering where the nap time and snack breaks went! 😅 #WorkorPlayground"

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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1 month ago

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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1 month ago

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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1 month ago

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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1 month ago

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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2 months ago

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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5 months ago

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18 shares on Slack this month:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Just shared via Instagram:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Spotted on WeChat:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Shared recently on Discord:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Just shared via TikTok:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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