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Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

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3 days ago

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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2 months ago

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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2 months ago

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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5 months ago

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I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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1 month ago

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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2 months ago

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79 shares on Telegram this month:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Just landed via Reddit:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Spotted on YouTube:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Going viral on WeChat:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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