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Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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