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Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

2 months ago

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

2 months ago

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

33 shares on Slack this month:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

83 shares on X this month:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Seen just now on Discord:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Live now on Slack:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Live now on Messenger:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Just landed via Instagram:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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