Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.