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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awe…

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awe…

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to 'awesome' without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn't a question… 🤷‍♂️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, awesome, context, conversation, course, humor, i, listening, sarcasm, sorry on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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