Trendy Funny Quotes

  • To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
  • The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.
  • Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.
  • Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
  • They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.
  • Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.