Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Well, move over Spotify! 🎵🔥 Looks like the real chart-topper has arrived and it’s not available for streaming! 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs a playlist when you’re the ultimate hit single? 🌟 #TrendingOnMyOwnTerms

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