Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppStaying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant. If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.