Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
  • I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
  • The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
  • Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.