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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.