NORWICH—A groundbreaking study reveals that a staggering 85% of smiles are prompted not by affection or joy, but from people perceiving you as a comedic spectacle. “I always thought my smile brightened others’ days,” said local man Gary Toole, “Turns out, they just find my haircut hilarious.”

The research, conducted by the Institute for Social Humor, indicates that individuals are unknowingly contributors to global amusement. Dr. Lynn Simpson, who headed the study, noted, “People aren’t necessarily mocking you—they’re just thanking you for your unintentional comedy routine.”

“It’s a freeing revelation,” said Emily Blake, whose mismatched socks have become a staple at her workplace. “Now, when people giggle, I just assume I’m charming them with my oblivious sense of misstyle.” The findings have led to a surge in strange fashion choices as citizens embrace their roles as societal jesters.