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"Life: the ultimate game of trying to figure out what to do during that awkward moment between birth 👶 and death 💀. Don't worry, we're all just winging it! 🤷‍♂️😂"

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42 shares on Twitch this month:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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