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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.