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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?