The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'sleeping diet' – truly a groundbreaking weight loss strategy! 😴🍳 Who knew that catching some Z's after breakfast could be the secret to sticking to your diet? Goodnight, diet goals. Hello, dreamland! 🌟#SleepingBeautifying"

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