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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.