Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'sleeping diet' – truly a groundbreaking weight loss strategy! 
Who knew that catching some Z's after breakfast could be the secret to sticking to your diet? Goodnight, diet goals. Hello, dreamland! 
#SleepingBeautifying"
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