The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. Posted onMay 21, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”
