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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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"Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ #TimingIsEverything"



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