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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course a…

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course a…

Commentary:
"Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birth, birth preparation, breathing, breathing exercise, child, course, exercise, humor, once, parenting, preparation, puberty on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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