The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe crematorium is my last hope for a hot body. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.
