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  • Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.
  • The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
  • Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
  • Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.