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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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"RIP to the autocorrect inventor. May he forever be remembered for turning 'I love ewe' into 'I love you' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ #RestInPiece"



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