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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their headโ€” it expired.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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"RIP to the autocorrect inventor. May he forever be remembered for turning 'I love ewe' into 'I love you' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ #RestInPiece"



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