The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me. I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.