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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.