Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.
  • Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.
  • Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.
  • Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.
  • I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.