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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog res…

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog res…

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Ah, the classic struggle of calling out names! 🐶👶 Who knew getting attention could be this challenging? At least with the dog, you're guaranteed some level of response, unlike the unpredictable kid! 😅🐾 #ParentsVsPets

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, call, difference, dog, humor, kid, main, name, parenting, pet, response on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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