The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic struggle of calling out names! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘ถ Who knew getting attention could be this challenging? At least with the dog, you're guaranteed some level of response, unlike the unpredictable kid! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿพ #ParentsVsPets