The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic struggle of calling out names! πŸΆπŸ‘Ά Who knew getting attention could be this challenging? At least with the dog, you're guaranteed some level of response, unlike the unpredictable kid! πŸ˜…πŸΎ #ParentsVsPets

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