The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watch out, golfers! Forget about the sand traps, it's hungry alligators you should be wary of now! 🐊⛳️ Who will come out on top – the golfers or the gators? It's a whole new level of excitement at The Masters! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem. Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it. Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later. Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do. Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
