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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.