The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem. Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it. I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least. Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.