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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 11, 2026

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Seen just now on Telegram:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Shared recently on TikTok:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Live now on Threads:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Trending via WeChat:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Trending via Threads:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Trending via Instagram:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.
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43 shares on Snapchat this month:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

35 shares on X this month:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

51 shares on X this month:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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298 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,567

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

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15,567

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

My love language is being sent money.

Going viral on Threads:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Shared recently on X:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Live now on TikTok:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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