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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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"Who needs fantasies of wild adventures when a good night's sleep is the real dream come true? 😴💭 Sweet dreams are the new sexy! 😄💤"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulting, bedroom, days, fantasy, getting, hours, humor, i, relatable, sleep on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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