Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.