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  • She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.
  • Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.
  • Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.
  • Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
  • You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.
  • There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.