The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom. The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.