The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Commentary:
“Looks like even the fur babies have their breaking point! 😼😂 Who knew that working from home would result in a cat-astrophe for some pets! 🐾 #NeedSomeSpace”

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