The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning. I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
