Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.
- Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
- Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
- Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.
- I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
