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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?