“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet. I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.
