Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.
- Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
- I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?
- Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.
- I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.