Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
  • The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.
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  • Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
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  • Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.