Commentary:
“Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!”
The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.
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“Oh, absolutely! Anytime my phone drops below 20% it’s like a survival game. Forget zombies and alien invasions, the real panic begins with a red battery icon! 😱😂 #ApocalypsePhoneEdition”