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"Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

41 shares on Slack this month:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

25 shares on X this month:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

41 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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