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"Rich people have it all – the fancy cars, the luxurious vacations, and the designer clothes. Meanwhile, I'm over here budgeting for my morning coffee. The struggle is real, my friends."

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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32 shares on Discord this month:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

83 shares on X this month:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

65 shares on X this month:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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Trending via Messenger:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Making waves on Threads:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Spotted on Threads:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Just shared via Discord:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Breaking via YouTube:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Seen just now on TikTok:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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