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  • No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.
  • I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.
  • If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
  • Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.
  • And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?
  • Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.