The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oops, I guess my 'charisma' comes with a side of traumatized souls 🙊💥 Better start sending out those 'I'm sorry for emotional distress' cards! 💌🤷♂️ #TherapyIsTheNewThanks" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely. Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.