The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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โ€œOops, I guess my โ€˜charismaโ€™ comes with a side of traumatized souls ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฅ Better start sending out those โ€˜Iโ€™m sorry for emotional distressโ€™ cards! ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ #TherapyIsTheNewThanksโ€

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.