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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.