The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy. Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher. Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.
