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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

My toxic trait is optimism.

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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