Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The most important meal of the day is the next one.
  • If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
  • Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.
  • I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.
  • I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.
  • How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?