Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
  • Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?
  • Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.
  • If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.
  • If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
  • I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.