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Looks like the inventor's creativity was caught in a drip, drop dilemma – to brella or not to brella? ☔️🤔 Maybe they were worried it wouldn't make a splash in the market! 🌧️😄

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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