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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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