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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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