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61 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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