Trendy Funny Quotes

  • With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
  • If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.
  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
  • How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”
  • Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
  • If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.