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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if Iโ€™m bad with money or if they are.

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The amount Iโ€™m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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It used be called โ€œtalking to yourselfโ€ but the new term for it is โ€œpodcastingโ€.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Nothing says โ€œnot interestedโ€ quite like a Restraining Order.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldnโ€™t have possibly been my fault.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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Life is a highway and Iโ€™m afraid to merge.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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Iโ€™m gonna start telling men I know a spot and itโ€™s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because theyโ€™re looking for ideas.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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My dream car is a taco truck.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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Imagine hating me and Iโ€™m just over here hating myself.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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Donโ€™t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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I think itโ€™s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is โ€œtoo spicyโ€ but he doesnโ€™t seem to be having any trouble with Flaminโ€™ Hot Cheetos.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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