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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, Iโ€™m giving you a wedgie.

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The void screams into me.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Itโ€™s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! ๐Ÿค”โœจ #BeautyIsSubjective



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