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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.