Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
- Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”
- My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.
- Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
- In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.
