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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.