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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of extraterrestrial life 💫 If only aliens accepted government funding, we'd have interplanetary stimulus packages by now! 👽💸 #GovernmentPriorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ago, alien, government, humor, joke, life, money, planet, planets on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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