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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.